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You know you a redneck when.........
Fred W B - 6/10/05 at 08:54 AM

.....you post the following classified ad.
From an american circle track forum - you think?

cheers

Fred WB


here is a list of items I have acumulated that are up for sale
***miller maxstar 150sth mig welder, new was $1250 sell for $800 used twice
***high point 45 cal pistol, 2 clips and a case fired about 2 clips thru it $125
***remington 30/06 mod 7400 rifle, tasco over under scoop, case and sling $275
*** dirt nose skirts for late model $10 new
***ford 9" gear, 5.0 ratio $85
***stock alum intake for 350 chevy (78) $15
***1980 z28 steering box $25
***street stock headers, 350 chevy, used, gc. $15
***alum running boards for dually pick up, fair cond. $15
***one wire alt. kit for gm altenator $10
***k&n air filter top, new in box $40
***ac to dc power invertor, 750 amp, new cost 150 sell for $80, never used
***welding helmet, brand new in box, has the flame graffix on it. $45chain saw, used 2x 18" bar w/case $100
***leaf blower, used 2x $75
***gravely professional walk behind mower, 40" cut, kohler motor, runs great and cuts great $550
***troy built pressure washer used 3x with 50' hose, 3000psi $300
***1984 gmc dually, 4 door, 454, 1984, runs and drives great $1900
***chevy s-10, 1991,extended cab, 4.3 v6, auto trans, cold ac, tilt wheel, runs great $1800
***open wheeled modified, new body, never bent, roller chassis $3800
***imca motor, stock 350, circle track pan, edlbrock victor jr intake, holley 2bbl carb $1000
***350 short block, built for modified, balanced,decked, solid cam and lifters, .040 over bore very good, add heads, oil pan and intake and go race $600
***heads, camel back, alum lifters, 202 valves, flowed for block above, very good heads cost me$1500 last year. $600
email me I can send pics now. pfancett@yahoo.com


mookaloid - 6/10/05 at 09:14 AM

quote:

*** dirt nose skirts for late model $10 new



??????

ok I give up what are these?



[Edited on 6/10/05 by mookaloid]


DarrenW - 6/10/05 at 09:45 AM

Thats gone way over my head - why would a redneck be selling all of these types of things. i thought they were more likely to buy them.

Im just a simple northern lad - anyone want a flat cap and whippet???


jestre - 6/10/05 at 11:19 AM

Dirt Skirts.... for late model dirt track race cars (ie lower air dams for front and sides)


mookaloid - 6/10/05 at 12:27 PM

quote:
Originally posted by jestre
Dirt Skirts.... for late model dirt track race cars (ie lower air dams for front and sides)


thank you

and a redneck is?


DarrenW - 6/10/05 at 01:17 PM

Im please you asked that Mark - i didnt want to make myself look like a twit!!!!

We dont get many rednecks up these parts (at least i dont think we do - are rednecks only found in USA, are they similar to Haggis, funny little hairy animals rarely seen but with a right nasty little temper on them???)


ned - 6/10/05 at 01:35 PM

no, its when you get sunburnt on the back of your neck isn't it?


mookaloid - 6/10/05 at 01:42 PM

Ah - have I made my self look like a twit now?

Any how I have received correspondence from a Mr Conrodkid who informs me that this is a redneck.......


Cheers

Mark


Fred W B - 6/10/05 at 01:46 PM

What's a Redneck?

How may clues do you need?

He lives in the American south
He can weld
His welding helmet has flames
He carries a hand gun
He hunts with a rifle
He has a lot of second hand car parts laying about
He has a chainsaw
He doesn't see the need to mow the lawn or clean up the yard
He likes dirt track racing
He drives a dually pickup

Probably his Sunday car is a 60's Dodge Charger and his girlfriend wears denim!

Cheers

Fred WB

[Edited on 6/10/05 by Fred W B]


mookaloid - 6/10/05 at 01:57 PM

Thanks Fred,

I'm sure that more people than just me were not quite sure about this.

I am now happy I could indentify one if it got into range.....

Cheers

Mark

ps what's a dually pickup?

[Edited on 6/10/05 by mookaloid]


DarrenW - 6/10/05 at 02:10 PM

Does that mean that Rednecks come from Manchester then????


mookaloid - 6/10/05 at 02:11 PM

quote:
Originally posted by DarrenW
Does that mean that Rednecks come from Manchester then????


Hahahahahahahahahahaha


madman280 - 6/10/05 at 11:11 PM

All ya ever wanted to know about rednecks and more.
http://www.daveschultz.com/rednecks/youknow.htm


jestre - 7/10/05 at 12:08 AM

Redneck: see Jeff Foxworthy. (funny comedian)


Confused but excited. - 12/11/05 at 11:03 PM

Seen Mookaloid's picture?
"The 44 magnum is the world's most powerful handgun".....MY ARSE!

As for recognising one if it got into range...
Why would you let it?


Triton - 12/11/05 at 11:18 PM

Closer to home for me, we have muppets like that here.....and people ask why we are escaping!!!!!


robinbastd - 12/11/05 at 11:21 PM

There are muppets where you are going as well.