A young couple, on his way from a sunny vacation in Spain to the Shuttle,decide to stop for the night in a cozy small hotel near Paris.
When they register they ask the hotelmanager to wake them up in exactly 4 hours in order to have a calm drive to catch the first Shuttle.
As agreed,exactly four hours later the manager wakes them up by phone a says:
Excuze me sir but the time it's exactly tzree hours in ze meurning.
15 minutes later the young couple is downstaires freshly showered and ready to go home.
When the hotelmanager hands over the bill the young guy looks at his lovely wife,then back to the bill and again to his wife.
Pardon me sir but are you sure that this is our bill?It says 350 Euro's! Is'nt that a bit generous for spending 4 hours in one of your rooms?
Excuze me sir but this is a first class hotel with a sauna-yacuzi-tennis court and a swimming pool.
Could well be says the young man but we did'nt use any of these things.
Zorry again sir but the equipment waz there and you could have uzed it if you wanted so.
Really pissed off for so much French arrogancy the young man takes his checkbook and writes a check for 100 Euro's and hands it over to the manager.
I begg your pardon sir but this check has only written one hundred Euro's on it.
That's right says the young man:I'm deducting 250 Euro's for you having sex with my wife this night.
Pardon me sir but I did not do any of that says the hotelmanager.
I know says the young man but the equipement was there so you could have used it if you wanted so.