Let's see now:
No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or Pennthouse, no
Teasers, no rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball, no golf, no
dancing, no music.
No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini skirts and
braless beauties.
No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no burgers, no lobster, no
shellfish or even frozen seafood sticks. No Christmas.
Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats. Constant wailing from the
guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant
wailing from the guy in the tower.
You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't even shave your wife.
Sand is everywhere. Sand gets into everything. You wipe your backside
with your left hand without toilet paper and if they catch you stealing
they chop off your good hand and you must eat with your shitty hand.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel Dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your camel,
but your camel has a better disposition.
Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get 27 virgins and it
all gets better!
So........... Nope....... No mystery here!
Leigh
