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Dead travellers!
donut - 15/11/05 at 07:39 AM

FOUR MEN FROM THE TRAVELLING COMMUNITY DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN.


AT THE GATES THEY MEET PETER AND ASK IF THEY MAY ENTER


PETER: SORRY BUT WE ARE FULL AND WE DONT LET GYPSYS ENTER.


TRAVELLERS: BUT YOU MUST,GO AND ASK GOD IF WE CAN ENTER.


PETER AGREES AND GOES OFF TO ASK GOD IF THEY MAY ENTER.


PETER: GOD MY FATHER I HAVE FOUR TRAVELLING MEN AT THE GATES WANTING TO ENTER,BUT WE HAVE NO ROOM,WHAT DO I DO


GOD: PETER MY CHILD WE WILL NEVER TURN AWAY A SOUL ,GO BACK AND LET THEM IN.


SO OFF PETER GOES TO LET THE TRAVELLERS ENTER.


PETER: GOD GOD THEY HAVE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!


GOD: THE TRAVELLERS.


PETER: NO! THE F*CKING GATES.