There is such a thing. Visit this site and leave her a good comment and she'll send you a packet of noodles, some chopsticks, a sachet of coffee and a pudding . My wife got some this morning and they're all in Chinese. The site's a good laugh as well

[Edited on 16/11/05 by Peteff]

funny lady.

make sure you click on the 'guide to speed cameras' on the top left of the page...

atb

steve


heres a sample

Every day, 10 Visitors who fill in details below will get free lunch in post. I judge based on quality of comments. Depends how much thought you put into comments! I send you special flavour fast noodles, pudding, AND chopsticks! New!!! ...marshmallow cone or dried plum (delicious but may cause big shit). Special Sichuan brand! Not stupid Cantonese spelling! Noodle now in date! (Following unreasonable complaint by Trading Standards, I now supply in date product for poor soft English customer who cannot defend body against 6 month old noodle!)




[Edited on 16/11/05 by steve_gus]

I've sent a poem in now to try and get a T shirt or Mao's little red book I like her definition of art "Art only art if containing picture of Mao, Elvis, Jesus or dog playing poker" Real classy stuff.

I'll second that - ordered some for the sister in law

She got them this morning; was really confused as to where they had come from