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Cita - 11/12/05 at 02:00 PM

Mohamed goes to buy a sheep and the farmer asks:where you gonna keep the sheep?
Me keep sheep in garden,says Mohamed.
Oh yeah,and what when it rains?
Me put roof over sheep.
Oh yeah,and what when it's freezing?
Me take sheep inside house.
Oh yeah,and what about the smell?
Sheep must get used to it!

theconrodkid - 11/12/05 at 02:28 PM

gazza285 - 12/12/05 at 05:33 PM

How can the man who accuses people of anti Americanism possibly post such a blatantly racist joke?

scotty g - 12/12/05 at 05:35 PM

Don't care, it made me laugh!!!!!!!

Cita - 12/12/05 at 07:34 PM

Cita goes to buy a sheep and the farmer asks:where you gonna keep the sheep?
Me keep the sheep in garden
Oh yeah,and what when it rains?
Me put roof over sheep.
Oh yeah,and what when it's freezing?
Me put sheep inside house
Oh yeah,and what about the smell?
Sheep must get used to it


Satisfied Gaza?

stephen_gusterson - 12/12/05 at 07:39 PM

nope. You are off again cita

even mentioning gaza

!

atb

steve




[Edited on 12/12/05 by stephen_gusterson]

Cita - 12/12/05 at 07:42 PM

OH NO-not him again!!!

Cita - 12/12/05 at 07:49 PM

quote:
Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
nope. You are off again cita

even mentioning gaza

[Edited on 12/12/05 by stephen_gusterson]


gazza-Gaza,what's the difference

stephen_gusterson - 12/12/05 at 07:58 PM

well, one is the drunken ex manager of kettering football club, and ex england superstar footie player (paul gascoine)

and the other is the gaza strip, a bit of land disputed by israel and the arabs.

almost the same really


Just noticed this is my 'old' posting ID - cant be bothered to log out and back in.



atb

steve

gazza285 - 12/12/05 at 08:20 PM

Oh yes Cita, that makes it all much better. Now it won't offend anybody.

Cita - 12/12/05 at 08:24 PM

I'm glad you feeling better gazza!

Cheers Cita

scotty g - 13/12/05 at 04:07 PM

It seems you have a very rare gift Cita, you have managed to p1ss someone else off just by telling a joke.
Damned unlucky but as i said, it did make me laugh so keep em coming please!!!!
Cheers.

Cita - 13/12/05 at 04:31 PM



This is a very weird joke!!

You can fill in any other name you wish but you'll never get a remark about racism,except when Mohamed or Ali are used.

Cheers Cita

Scotty - 13/12/05 at 04:32 PM

did you hear joke about the bloke from Northamptonshire, the bloke from Belgium-Westerlo and the americans ............

now THAT can't upset anyone surely ??????

gazza285 - 13/12/05 at 05:00 PM

How about this, or perhaps it'll only work if Steve Gusterson posts it.

An American goes to buy a sheep and the farmer asks:where you gonna keep the sheep?
Me keep the sheep in garden
Oh yeah,and what when it rains?
Me put roof over sheep.
Oh yeah,and what when it's freezing?
Me put sheep inside house
Oh yeah,and what about the smell?
Sheep must get used to it

Cita - 13/12/05 at 06:18 PM

Please lighten up gazza.

It was only a joke in the Mad House section,nothing more nothing less!

If I offended you,or anybody else than I offer my excuses!!!

Cheers Cita

P.S. Who's Teve Guteron?