I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked.

So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you going?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied "Not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say."

I've heard of guys like you .

Serves you right for trying to be polite.