>FAMILY FORTUNES

Apparently these were all for real!

>1) Something a blind man might use? - A Sword
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>2) A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon
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>3) Name the capital of France? - F
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>4) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell
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>5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar
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>6) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital
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>7) What is Hitler's first name? - Heil
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>8) A famous Scotsman? - Jock
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>9) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde.
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>10) A dangerous race? - The Arabs
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>11) Something that floats in a bath? - Water
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>12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? - A horse
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>13) Something you wear on a beach? - A deckchair
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>14) A famous Royal? - Mail
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>15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle with
>wings
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>16) A famous bridge? - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
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>17) Something a cat does? - Goes to the toilet
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>18) Something you do in the bathroom? - Decorate
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>19) A method of securing your home? - Put the kettle on
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>20) Something associated with pigs? - The Police
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>21) A sign of the Zodiac? - April
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>22) Something people might be allergic to? - Skiing
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>23) Something you do before you go to bed? - Sleep
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>24) Something you put on walls? - A roof
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>25) Something slippery? - A conman
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>26) A kind of ache? - A fillet of fish
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>27) A jacket potato topping? - Jam
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>28) A food that can be brown or white? - A potato
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>29) Something sold by gypsies? - Bananas
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>30) Something red? - My sweater

[Edited on 13/1/06 by donut]

wonder where they get these people

Lincs

Amused me

ATB

Simon

well i suppose north lincs and south yorks do meet .