I recently found a site for phrases like Monkey bath, when the water is so hot it makes you go ooh ooh, aah aah! when you get in and Aussie kiss, like a french kiss but down under. There was Airplane blonde, one who still has a black box and another which I can't remember describing a woman who looks good from the rear but has a face like a dropped pie, anybody know what it was?

Oh No

Not the Ed Zachary joke again

You mean a BOBFOC?

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch

Face like the ouside of a plumbers toolbag
or face like a robbers dog
or face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

face like a bulldog licking wee off of a nettle

a face like a bag of adders?

a face like she fell out the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down?

fighting a losing battle with the ugly stick?

She has a face like a smashed crab

Face like a burst wellie.

etc etc etc!!!!!!!!!!!

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

Double bagger.