I got this e-mailed to me, thought you all might like it too.

SOME COMMON TOPICS FROM VARIOUS CAR FORUMS.....


Bentley Forums

I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?



BMW 3 Series Forums

Winston, why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.



VW Bug Forum

The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)



Yugo Forum

When's the last time yours ran?



Lamborghini Forum

Wind noise around 210MPH



MX5 Forums

Some ******** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics)



Hilux Forum

MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)



BMW 7-Series Forum

Where to get a service on my Rolex?



Rover 800 Forum

Problems parallel parking at bingo.



RangeRover Forum

Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?



Delorean Forum

Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.



Honda Civic Forum

Gran is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.



Toyota Yaris Forum

Do our cars use AAA or AA's?



Ferrari Forums

Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.



Porsche Forums

Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?



Mini Forum

Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)



Dax Cobra Forum

I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get wee stains out of the leather?



McLaren F1 Forum

Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.



Hummer Forum

Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £35 in petrol.



Fiat Forum

Hello? Am I the only member?



Subaru WRX Forum

I'm thinking Blue and gold, how about you ??



Chevy Pickup Forum

How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?



Supra Forums

Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.



Volvo Forum

What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I didn't mean to hit him.



Corsa Forum

M8 me dol ofica sayd that me burbery 'at was wikid and i shoud txt me a M8 4 a krooz in asda's carparc 2nite



Micra Forum

when i get a skyline...........



SX Owners Club

when driving in a straight line i get a funny knowcking noise

Reply, i didnt know you could drive SX's in a straight line, sorry cant help.



Jag Forum

why do jaguar parts dept, keep sending me to ford to get parts for my car??



Alfa Romeo Forum

has any of you ever had your car running for more than 5 mins??



Porche Cayane Forum

Do you have probelms with you wallet not fitting in your pocket?

sweeeet!

Brilliant

good one (s)

Shocked but pleased to find no TVR entries there