Definition of a Numpty.....
He who breaks a windscreen with an 8ft long junk of wood and fibreglass

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numpty,,he who nearly stripes an r1 engine becouse he cant get neutral or 1st only to to find that when he was jet washing the engine he put a bolt that was a little to long in place of where the neutral switch should of been

hehe,
I stripped a clutch cleaned and replaced it all 3 times till it dawned on me it was the side stand cut off switch and not a dodgy clutch causing the bike to cut out when dropped into gear....

The windscreen wasn't me by the way but it made me giggle anyway

errr damn! errr the bolt thing wasnt me either , doop de doo

my mate did that with a plank of wood (the windscreen, not the clutch), as he slammed the boot it bust his windscreen. I broke mine trying to press the rear view mirror back on