How about this...

Bike

(Mind you, it actually looks like 'excessive baked beans' to me!)

0-60 in 5 secs on a push iron!!!!!! OMG

"His next project is to build [...] a pickup truck with a removable 2,000-pound-thrust rocket strapped into the bed. "

Completely woofingly hatstand if you ask me

At least here in Cambridge it would make a change for bikes to have some sort of lighting!