boltonboy (bolt'on'boi) noun, [From French, fils de plastique merde]. Not to be confused with a resident of a Northern English town, a boltonboy is the owner of a worthless hatchback that has adorned it with numerous aftermarket bits of tat in a vain attempt to hide the humble origins of the car.
Marvellous - seen two of those on their roofs in the last 6 weeks. Both within 1mile of my house. Need to figure out what they do with them and figure out if there's any way to turn the good bits into donors.