An old couple are celebrating their wedding anniversary. Being of senior age they are both a bit hard of hearing. They dont have much cash and its nothing special (48 years) so they go down their local for the evening. There is always some live music on.
A rock band comes on at first but they dont really notice it much as their hearing is worse than normal. they have a few drinks and are enjoying themselves.
The compare announces the next act, on he comes in boots and stetson etc and does his bit. Few naff jokes, bit sing song. The old guy quite likes the beat and turns to his wife - who is this guy then? Old dear truns round and shouts "Im not sure dear, but that guy over they said he was some c0nt from Preston"!!!