3 guys living on the edge of society just scraped their last penny's together to have the last beer in the local bar.
When the beers are nearly finished one of them says: why dont we go to my appartment for some stronger stuff.
His two friends look at each other and you can almost hear them think:his appartment?????? He used to sleep under the bridge just like we do.
The guy notice the look in their eyes he rapidly explains:well it's actually the appartment of my sister but she moved in with her boyfriend so I'm looking after it for this winter.
The beers are finished and off they go to the better side of town.
They arrive at a brand new 5 story house and up they go to the 3th floor.
His friends cant believe what they see:fine italian furniture,paintings on the wall,inch thick carpet all over the place.
Come on I'll show you around.
When they come to the master bedroom their attention is immediately drawn to a huge steel sheet hanging on a string and a big two pound hammer laying just below the steel sheet.
What the feck ist that ask his friend,is that some kind of art piece?
No, that's my speaking clock.
You must be kidding me !!!
Dont believe me? wait a second.....He grabs the hammer and gives a smack on the steel sheet!!!!!
Just a few seconds later someone from the upper appartment shouds....

YOU FUCKING IDIOT !!!! IT's 3 A'CLOCK IN THE MORNING

cita - why the new posting name?

atb steve

I dunno what went wrong but a couple of months ago I just could not log in anymore.
I have been in hospital with hart problems again and had a major computer crash,but for the rest everytjhing is OK

cita.....2

you know, i was just looking at your profile a few mins before you posted, and was wondering if you were ok.

hope all is well.

liked the joke btw

atb

steve

Thanks Steve,

everything is Ok now.I just need some time to get back in shape!!!

Cheers Cita

whats wrong with round ?
round is a shape too

best thoughts for you mate ........
and i'll see you down the pub for a kebab & chips

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Originally posted by Scotty
whats wrong with round ?
round is a shape too

best thoughts for you mate ........
and i'll see you down the pub for a kebab & chips

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