A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:darling this
is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.
His wife is laying in bed and says:I think you'll find that is a sheep you idiot!!
The man reply's:I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you !!

I've heard that sooooooooo many times

But it still makes me chuckle
Keep them comin

Mike