Just for those that were not listening to Radio 2 this morning it went something like this....



Monk goes to his Father in the monastry and says

"Father I have to confess to you that I saw an inflatable doll in the Refectory this morning"

"Surely not" says the Father

"Yes I'm certain" says the Monk "it had real hair and a stamp on it that it was made in Amsterdam"

"Well I trust you said something to the Abbot" says the priest.



"Certainly father" the monk replies ...................."I said when your finished can I have a go"

[Edited on 14/3/06 by pajsh]