> 1. In a survey of why men loved Bl0wjobs...
> 8% Loved the feeling.....
> 6% liked the Thrill.....and
> 86% loved the F***in silence.
>
> 2. I just got barred from B&Q. I went in to the store and some B@stard
> in an Orange apron asked if I wanted Decking, Luckily I got the
> first
> punch in.
>
> 3. If a Woman is uncomfortable watching you Masturb@te, do you think
> (a) You need to spend more time together
> (b) She is a F***in Prude or
> (c) she should sit elsewhere on the bus?
>
> 4. The latest Craze with Clubbers is to fill a Womans V@gina with Vodka
> and drink it out with a Straw.
> Experts are now warning about the dangers of Minge Drinking

hysterical

The B&Q one is my favourite.

Brill!! Very funny!