Fancy an early night? the husband asked his wife, I got some Olympic condoms from the chemist and he says they're really good! What about a gold one to start off?

Hmm she says, ok, but only if we start with the silver

Why not the gold? they must be the best, he says slightly confused.

Well, it would be nice if you came second for a f*cking change!

peachy!

i'll have to stop using the gold ones lol