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Blonde Medical Terminology:
flak monkey - 8/4/06 at 07:34 AM

* Anally -- occurring yearly
* Artery -- study of paintings
* Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
* Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
* Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U
* Caesarian section -- district in Rome
* Cat scan -- searching for kitty
* Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
* Colic -- sheep dog
* Coma -- a punctuation mark
* Congenital -- friendly
* DC -- where Washington is
* Diarrhea -- journal of daily events
* Dilate -- to live long
* Enema -- not a friend
* Fester -- quicker
* Fibula -- a small lie
* Genital -- non-Jewish
* G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game
* Grippe -- suitcase
* Hangnail -- coat hook
* Impotent -- distinguished, well known
* Intense pain -- torture in a teepee
* Labor pain -- got hurt at work
* Medical staff -- doctor's cane
* Morbid -- higher offer
* Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
* Node -- was aware of
* Outpatient -- person who had fainted
* Pap smear -- fatherhood test
* Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
* Post operative -- letter carrier
* Protein -- favoring young people
* Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
* Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
* Rheumatic -- amorous
* Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
* Secretion -- hiding anything
* Seizure -- Roman emperor
* Serology -- study of knighthood
* Tablet -- small tablet
* Terminal illness -- sickness at airport
* Tibia -- country in North Africa
* Tumor -- an extra pair
* Urine -- opposite of you're out
* Varicose -- located nearby
* Vein -- conceited


sgraber - 10/4/06 at 07:49 PM

That's excellent! THanks