A teacher asked her class to make a sentence using the word "fascinate".

Molly put up her hand up and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see
New York City and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the
word "fascinate."

Wee Jimmy raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by wee Jimmy before. She finally decided there was no way he

could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Jimmy said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are
so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.