Two IT guys were talking in a bar after work. "Guess what,"
says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar."

"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.

"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of
drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me
to take all her clothes off."

"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.

"I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her
on my desk next to my new laptop."

"Really? You got a new laptop?"

So true

LMAO