A Scotsman Englishman and Irishman and one of their friends had an agreement that when one of them died then the others would put £100 pounds in the coffin each.
As it happened the freind died first and at the service the Englishman went up to the coffin took out 5 £20 notes and put them in the casket.
The Irishman followed after him and put 10 £10 notes in the casket.
A short time later the Scotsman arrived and went up to the casket AND







wait for it






He wrote out a cheque for £300 and removed the money from the casket.

Like I said we're thrifty but very sharp

Ye Gods! That's as old as me.

The old ones are the best I must be young as it's the first time I've heard it