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3GEComponents - 13/7/06 at 10:30 AM

Sophie Ellis Bexter has been found head butted to death in a French apartment…………….



…………………………………………….Police report it was murder on Zidanes floor!


DarrenW - 13/7/06 at 11:31 AM


ned - 13/7/06 at 02:00 PM

best I've heard in ages


donut - 13/7/06 at 02:20 PM


omega0684 - 14/7/06 at 07:26 PM

heard it a couple of days ago at work, pi$$ed myself laughing, so badly, i was almost crying i had to leave the office to recover


violentblue - 15/7/06 at 04:23 PM

must be an english thing


Peteff - 15/7/06 at 07:27 PM

Probably not though, I didn't get it either


JoelP - 15/7/06 at 08:05 PM

for the benefit of our members who dont follow chart music, ms bexter had a hit several years ago called 'murder on the dance floor'.


robertst - 16/7/06 at 01:49 AM

zidane? zee-dane

zidane's floor

murder on zee-dance floor

pretty bad i must say...


JoelP - 16/7/06 at 08:25 AM

quote:
Originally posted by robertst
pretty bad i must say...


the best jokes are always the bad ones!


Peteff - 16/7/06 at 09:35 AM

I hate it when I have to have jokes explained to me, I thought that was a woman thing along with forgetting the punchline.