Cute 5yr old daisy sees a group pf workmen turn up next door to build a house. She takes an interest and talks to the workers. The builders with hearts of gold adopt her as site mascot. After a week they present her with a little pink hard hat, gloves and even £2 in a wage packet. "My goodness" says mummy smiling, "will you be working there next week?" Little Daisy replies "i think so provided those c***s from Jewsons deliver the fing bricks!"

made me smile

so much I borrowed it.