There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "@#%$ YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer @#%$ you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got

Been there!
Done that!
Lost the T shirt!

Hmm, paid 17K for an old house then split up and gave her the house.

After 2 years she moved out and stopped paying the mortgage!

Guess who had to pay 30K to get his name off the mortgage??

DOH!!