Cooking with lard apparently makes your feet shrink!

Does my bum look big in this?

Er, it'd look 'kin huge in a marquee.

ATB

Simon

Please please let that be the work of a deranged photoshop lunatic

I find that strangely hypnotic.

Now that bitch definately got back!

Seen her somewhere else...

Is that our lass I can hear calling me.....

[Edited on 13/9/06 by coozer]

Come on guys, fat b@tches need love too. But they gotta pay.

And they try harder, they never know when they might get it again!

Even if they do pay and really work for it you would still need a two foot willy. More cushion for the pushin my eye.