A white witch recently told me to hold a séance and to tip a tin of alphabetti
spaghetti on a plate in the middle of the table and the spirits would spell out
their message. I was a bit sceptical at first but did it anyway.

Shortly after the lights were dimmed there was a gentle rattling at the windows
and a "oooooo-ooooooo" noise filled the room. It got louder and louder until I
realised that I had used a tin of spaghetti hoops by mistake.




Ian