The Turkey ham sprouts christmas pudding trifle mince pies ale followed by the evening round of ........... more turkey and ham (cold) with pickled onions & red cabbage and other well known pickles plus more ale are sadly ........ on the move

Well, I'm 200+ miles away, should be just
about safe

i have perminant rotten arse syndrome, so today is actually not as bad as usual

Erm... rather more detail than I required...

Sorry David, i just wanted to share the moment as i would have been worried if the festive food didnt move at all

Well you could of gone to your Mothers for Xmas lunch like your Sister... who seems to be suffering from food poisoning...lol,
Good Ole Mum...the gift that keeps on giving...Quality

As we both know you cant get food poisoning at mothers before you have lifted a knife and fork (spoon) in anger,she probably went binge drinking again with her "friends"

Christmas can be a sad time for some

its good for those not sh*tting thru the eye of a needle and projectile vommitting
i reckon she was trying to use horse tranquilisers to get victims into bed...but she drank the spiked one

Its all over now till the same time next year

We had some parsnips left over so my wife looked for a recipe to use them up and found one for parsnip and apple soup. I can honestly say I've never laughed so much. Two hours after eating it we were both Olympic contenders, volume and duration I had never thought possible

lovely...

Well its over now and i'm cured till the next visut to the ale house