B & Q WARNING:

Warn all your friends & family about this, I just had a lucky escape.

I walked into my local B&Q store last night and some doddery old fool
dressed in an orange bib asked me "Do you want decking".
Luckly I got the first punch in so that was that.

lol

funny!

He asked me if I was looking for a special tool

could have been worse, 'looking for a screw sir' - but perhaps not, I dont know your preference

atb

steve