A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,
Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and
picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.!"
"WOW! " exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a
12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March....................
Noooooo, Getting married in July..... 
Noooooo, Getting married in September.....
Nah,dont painc. Been married 10 years
When you get married, get a large jar, and for the first year drop a bean into it every time you have sex. After that, take a bean out every time... see how long it takes to empty (if ever!).
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Originally posted by jroberts
Nah,dont painc. Been married 10 years
you use them for masturbation ?
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Noooooo, Getting married in July.....
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Noooooo, Getting married in September.....