A man went into the pub for a drink and the most beautiful girl ever walked in gave him the eye came over and started chatting him up after a while the girl started to get suggestive and said to the man give me £30 and i will do anything as long as you can describe it in 3 words so the man reached for his wallet imidietly and counted out 3 crisp ten pound notes. looking very chuffed with herself the girl asked the man what his desires were and in 3 words exactly he said ''paint my house''

Jesus! He must have been as old as me.
Except I'd have said "Polish my alloys".

[Edited on 13/2/07 by Confused but excited.]

"build a sportscar (and race it)"

Lets not start that damn 3 word thing again

Cheers

Fred W B

quote:

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Originally posted by Fred W B
Lets not start that damn 3 word thing again

Cheers

Fred W B

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I know I didn't have to look at it, but it drove me Crazy

Cheers

Fred W B

Oh go on!

off we go.....

'finish my car'

STOP

What? No way!

don't you start

Why, you asking?

That's fighting talk

So, you fighting?

Handbags at dawn?

I prefer pistols.

now now boys

makes me laugh

you nutty people

LETS KEEP GOING!!!!!

Oh my god

can I play

with my self

That's just disgusting!

said the hamster

to the octapus

You love it

replied the clouds

Finished are we?

why are you?

not really sure

what you are?

Is that Yoda?

yoda cool is

mary had a

large red engorged

blow up lamb

its fleece was

[Edited on 4/4/07 by iank]

uncommonly like marshmellows

though when toasted

they looked like

my ex girlfriend

a bit saggy

still tasty though

when suitably warm

but slightly crunchy

just like cornflakes

but lamb flavoured

badly packed kebab

with extra onion

and extra meat

is always appreciated

extra chilli sauce?

No! No chili!

That's two ells

Aha, he's foreign

Yoo kwik chap

(OK I'll get my coat)

[Edited on 17/4/07 by Confused but excited.]