A man went into the pub for a drink and the most beautiful girl ever walked in gave him the eye came over and started chatting him up after a while the girl started to get suggestive and said to the man give me £30 and i will do anything as long as you can describe it in 3 words so the man reached for his wallet imidietly and counted out 3 crisp ten pound notes. looking very chuffed with herself the girl asked the man what his desires were and in 3 words exactly he said ''paint my house''
Jesus! He must have been as old as me.
Except I'd have said "Polish my alloys".
[Edited on 13/2/07 by Confused but excited.]
"build a sportscar (and race it)"
Lets not start that damn 3 word thing again
Cheers
Fred W B
quote:
Originally posted by Fred W B
Lets not start that damn 3 word thing again![]()
Cheers
Fred W B
I know I didn't have to look at it, but it drove me Crazy
Cheers
Fred W B
Oh go on!
off we go.....
'finish my car'
STOP
What? No way!
don't you start
Why, you asking?
That's fighting talk
So, you fighting?
Handbags at dawn?
I prefer pistols.
now now boys
makes me laugh
you nutty people
LETS KEEP GOING!!!!!
Oh my god
can I play
with my self
That's just disgusting!
said the hamster
to the octapus
You love it
replied the clouds
Finished are we?
why are you?
not really sure
what you are?
Is that Yoda?
yoda cool is
mary had a
large red engorged
blow up lamb
its fleece was
[Edited on 4/4/07 by iank]
uncommonly like marshmellows
though when toasted
they looked like
my ex girlfriend
a bit saggy
still tasty though
when suitably warm
but slightly crunchy
just like cornflakes
but lamb flavoured
badly packed kebab
with extra onion
and extra meat
is always appreciated
extra chilli sauce?
No! No chili!
That's two ells
Aha, he's foreign
Yoo kwik chap
(OK I'll get my coat)
[Edited on 17/4/07 by Confused but excited.]