
No-eye deer!
What do you call a dead one eye'd deer?
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Still no idea...
so what do you call a deer with no eyes, legs and a big hole in its head?
Still no bloody eye deer....
OH Deer

It'll be the baby jokes next, at this rate 
Thinkhesuarus?
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis?
Still no *u*king idea.