Whos there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
You just said it!

Knock knock

who there

Scooby

Scooby who

No! its not Scooby who. its Scooby Doo

(My 4 year olds current favourite joke!!)

knock knock

who's there

lemme

lemme who

lemme in before i kick the door in....

knock knock

whos there?

nut heep

nut heep who?

urrrrrr nutty poo



[Edited on 14/3/07 by wacomuk]

why did the bannana go to the Doctors

because he wasnt pealing very well

(my three year old daughters joke)

"why did the bannana go to the Doctors
because he wasnt pealing very well "

And my 6yr old grandson favorite

along with

Im on a whiskey diet!

last week I lost 3 days!
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shame is Reece doesnt know what whiskey can do, yet he still wets himself saying it, and !! Nanny told him that it should be a Fosters diet, yet he doesnt think thats funny, coz Grandad drinks fosters

I pissed myself laughing

quote:

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Originally posted by steve m
"why did the bannana go to the Doctors
because he wasnt pealing very well "

And my 6yr old grandson favorite

along with

Im on a whiskey diet!

last week I lost 3 days!
------------------------------------

shame is Reece doesnt know what whiskey can do, yet he still wets himself saying it, and !! Nanny told him that it should be a Fosters diet, yet he doesnt think thats funny, coz Grandad drinks fosters

I pissed myself laughing

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My Nephew's favourite:

What's brown and funny?


Clown Poo!