I’m really pi$$ed off!!!
Someones just crashed into my car in one of them new Skodas, there's feckin jam and sponge everywhere!!

oh crumbs!!!!!!

Flippin eck Mitch. Its taken you 2 months to come up with that?!

That must have been a trifle annoying

I'm dis-custard by that joke...

Was it a woman driver? Was she tasty?

I'll get my coat

I hope the police catch the other diver and he gets his just desserts



I'm sorry, I can't believe i'm perpetuating this crime of poor punnery