The Secret Door
One of the first things I do when
moving to a new house is go into
the loft and check out for any
forgotten treasure and dead rats.
Onetime I was crawling around
and found another trap door! I got
very excited with thoughts of a
secret room full of stuff I could
have. I couldn't open it and
assumed it had been nailed down
so I got me a crowbar and with lots
of grunting and splintering wood
managed to crack it open, only to
see my neighbours staring up at
me from their bedroom.
