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The mailman
x_flow57 - 18/3/08 at 05:23 PM

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route.

As he approaches one of the homes he sees Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night, the mailman comments.

Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I."

The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that.

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven times....


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Mr Whippy - 18/3/08 at 07:05 PM

class


rusty nuts - 18/3/08 at 07:49 PM

Made me chuckle. P.S. Good party game!


donut - 19/3/08 at 05:12 PM

Brilliant!