Some real crackers

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Whole-World-Katie-Price-Peter/dp/customer-reviews/B000JU8FXK

an example

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Well, I have just listened to the album!

In this age of manufactured pop and "celebrities" with more money than talent this cd was a refreshing change that only be desribed in one word:

Wow.

As someone who has spent 20+ yrs learning to play a musical instrument I was so amazed by the talent on display here that I have just amputated all my fingers as I will never reach this level of virtuoisty. I have managed to type this with one of my severgdd digits held in my mouth.Sorry but it is very difiicult to type with a blood obscured keyboard and tears running down my face.

The song "Islands in the Stream" was so moving it has made me take up necrophilia.

If Van Gogh was alive today he would cut both his ears off. Once infused with this nugget of pure musical genius everything else you listen to will sound shallow and pretentious.

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