The newly married woman turns to her husband on the wedding night and says " I have a confession - there is something I havnt told you about my
past "
" You can tell me anything , what is it ? " he replies .
" Well , I use to be a hooker " says the woman .
Allthough a bit shocked , he says " well thats a bit of a turn-on , tell me more "
"I used to called Brian and I played for wigan "
nice.