Why is it that Cannibals do not eat clowns?
They taste funny.
aaaahhhh!!
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"
The cannibles wife says to him during dinner " I dont like your friends "
"never mind " says he - " just eat the vegetables "