One day, a farmer was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil. Then, he stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: How to carry all of his purchases home?

The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went.

While walking he met a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 15 Trannie Lane?"

The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 20 Trannie Lane. I will walk with you." They walked for a while then the farmer said "Let's take a short cut and go down this alley way. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady said, "Hold on a minute! I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get into the alley you won't force me to make mad passionate love with you?"

The farmer said, "Holy shit, lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in God's name could I possibly do that?"

The little old lady said, "Well, you could put the goose down, cover it with the bucket and put the anvil on top of the bucket. Then, I could hold the chickens."

- That's worth 2 I reckon