A couple were invited to a swanky family's masked, fancy dress
Halloween party.

The wife got a terrible headache! She told her husband to go to the
party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away
he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain
and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband
didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun
by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he
could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed.

So off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in
the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home; put
the costume away and sat up reading when he came in. She asked what
kind of time he had.

'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'

He replied, 'I'll tell you, I never even danced once. When I got there,
I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.'

'You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband
replied,

Actually, I gave my costume to my Dad, apparently he had the time of
his life!!