Confused but excited.
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| posted on 12/6/09 at 08:46 PM |
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DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
This one is for everyone who...
A) has kids
B) had kids
C) was a kid
D) knows a kid
E) is going to have kids..
I guess that means all of us!!
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS:
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy,
look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said ,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
Pretending to eat them..
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a dev astated look on her face.
I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'
She replied,
'What happened to my bogey?'
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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mistergrumpy
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| posted on 12/6/09 at 08:51 PM |
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You little liar 
I've noticed it's hard to get a joke on LCB now that hasn't been told before.
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 12/6/09 at 08:54 PM |
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Doh! 
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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