chrisg
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| posted on 4/7/09 at 05:04 PM |
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My new ebay business
I just thought I'd let you have a look at my new product which I'm going to sell on ebay, in the same section as the catalysts and the
exhausts that increase your power.
Power bulge pro ultra gold premium II
PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL!!!
Power bulge pro ultra gold premium II is the dynamic new automotive speed enhancement device!
This easily installed device increases the travel of your throttle pedal by a FULL 4 INCHES!! Giving up to 25% more power plus vastly increased fuel
consumption.
Simply cut a hole under the loud pedal and fix the Power bulge pro ultra gold premium II with the performance self tapping helix thread fastener
system.
Instantly you will be able to push the pedal further than ever before, boosting your attractiveness to the opposite sex by 200% and protecting you and
your family from swine flu*
At the one in a lifetime bargain price of £199 (plus £30 P+P) this item won’t be around for long so buy NOW!!!!!!!
*because you can drive away from anyone with swine flu, or rickets.
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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iank
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| posted on 4/7/09 at 05:30 PM |
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How do I select the colour, I want a green one so it's better for the environment?
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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chrisg
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| posted on 4/7/09 at 05:36 PM |
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You don't like the chequred flag design?
It's well known that painting black and white squares on anything is worth 5 -8 bhp....
I might make a wooden version (from a sustainable source) for the sandle wearers.
Cheers
Chris 
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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rusty nuts
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| posted on 4/7/09 at 05:37 PM |
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Not sure I like the helix threads!
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 4/7/09 at 08:39 PM |
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You should sell it, see how many orders you get!
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chrisg
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| posted on 4/7/09 at 09:14 PM |
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Judging by some of the "snake oil" products on there I think I'm in with a chance!
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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clairetoo
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| posted on 5/7/09 at 08:00 AM |
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Do you do one to suit the brake pedal , as some times I have trouble slowing down ?
Its cuz I is blond , innit
Claire xx
Will weld for food......
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chrisg
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| posted on 5/7/09 at 11:12 AM |
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Yup, I can make it twice as wide, or three times for those sticky clutch problems....
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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