Jasper
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posted on 24/9/09 at 01:18 PM |
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Firefighter
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the sides & a garden hosetightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter' s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around
the cat's collar, I think you could go faster..."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much room.
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omega0684
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posted on 24/9/09 at 10:24 PM |
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Mr Whippy
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posted on 25/9/09 at 11:13 AM |
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Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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