kj
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posted on 17/12/09 at 07:58 AM |
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santa to blame
On the news this mornning, (experts) blame santa for child hood obesity and say santa should drop the mince pie's and drink and show a more
healthy image.
EH! a slim santa?
Think about it, think about it again and then do it.
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Mr Whippy
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posted on 17/12/09 at 02:59 PM |
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off course that makes perfect sense seeing that Christmas happens so often throughout the year
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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mistergrumpy
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posted on 17/12/09 at 05:45 PM |
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Poke nose bastards thinking they need to look after us all.
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clairetoo
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posted on 17/12/09 at 05:59 PM |
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Just remember the true definition of `expert' -
An `ex' is a has-been , and a `spurt' is a drip under pressure
Its cuz I is blond , innit
Claire xx
Will weld for food......
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Ninehigh
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posted on 19/12/09 at 08:38 AM |
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Yeah it's those same experts who believe that, because my brothers and I had some alcohol while being under 15, we're all now alcoholics
with livers on the verge of exploding.
Mind you they also say that one of us is gay...
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Peteff
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posted on 19/12/09 at 10:15 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Ninehigh
Yeah it's those same experts who believe that, because my brothers and I had some alcohol while being under 15, we're all now alcoholics
with livers on the verge of exploding.
Mind you they also say that one of us is gay...
Is that you coming out there ?
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Fozzie
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posted on 19/12/09 at 10:28 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by clairetoo
Just remember the true definition of `expert' -
An `ex' is a has-been , and a `spurt' is a drip under pressure
Brilliant! ....
Fozzie
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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gingerprince
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posted on 19/12/09 at 11:30 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by kj
santa should drop the mince pie's and drink
B0llox. He works hard enough. I'll be definately leaving him a very large single malt on the fireplace this year
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Ninehigh
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posted on 19/12/09 at 12:05 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by Peteff
quote: Originally posted by Ninehigh
Yeah it's those same experts who believe that, because my brothers and I had some alcohol while being under 15, we're all now alcoholics
with livers on the verge of exploding.
Mind you they also say that one of us is gay...
Is that you coming out there ?
Just more proof that what the government tells you is BS... Don't drink, well one a week's okay, but not at all, and on fridays it's
worse, but one a day helps fight heart disease, but it means you'll get stabbed...
Oh and if you're pregnant, and you follow their recomendations you won't be eating anything!
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