pewe
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| posted on 3/2/11 at 05:25 PM |
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Married how long????
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge
pile-up on the motorway.
You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything but your p*nis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find
it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on "You've got £9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new
p*nis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly £1000 an inch."
The man perks up.
"So, the doctor says, You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over 17 years and this is
something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine
incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you
make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite worktops for the kitchen."
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daviep
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| posted on 3/2/11 at 05:30 PM |
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“A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.”
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scootz
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| posted on 3/2/11 at 05:34 PM |
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It's Evolution Baby!
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A1
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| posted on 3/2/11 at 06:13 PM |
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hehehe!
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 4/2/11 at 03:19 PM |
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How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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Fozzie
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| posted on 4/2/11 at 03:24 PM |
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Fozzie
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 4/2/11 at 07:49 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie
Fozzie
Were those worktops worth it?
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Fozzie
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| posted on 4/2/11 at 08:43 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie
Fozzie
Were those worktops worth it?
???????
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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pewe
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| posted on 7/2/11 at 09:26 AM |
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Ninehigh, rumour has it that he spent £12,000 but not on work-tops  trouble was he couldn't remember why he'd spent it (ageist joke!)
Cheers, Pewe 
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