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Author: Subject: Advice on living with GINGER women!??
contaminated

posted on 17/2/11 at 04:28 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by lewis
Ginger people also smell funny too.


Agreed - I've heard of pi$$ and digestive biscuits





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steve m

posted on 17/2/11 at 04:56 PM Reply With Quote
My Mum is Ginger, and half english half russian

She is mad as well, and hates footie, F1 etc etc

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Peteff

posted on 17/2/11 at 05:04 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by RAYLEE29
Gingers taste like battery acid
Ray


Gingers taste nice, which bit were you eating

Proper gingers don't go bald either.

I'd like to eat this one. It's Alys Fowler the gardener and she is lovely and like a spring day. I'll stop now I'm starting to sound like a stalker



[Edited on 17/2/11 by Peteff]





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Macbeast

posted on 17/2/11 at 05:30 PM Reply With Quote
I had never noticed that GINGER is an anagram of the name of Guy Gibson's dog
Perhaps its real name WAS Ginger and they changed it in the film in case it offended anyone.





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steve m

posted on 17/2/11 at 05:37 PM Reply With Quote
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snakebelly

posted on 17/2/11 at 07:04 PM Reply With Quote
im glad you lot hate gingers,. all the more for me|!! love em, even red settewrs are in danger around me...problem? me ? nah.....
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shaft

posted on 17/2/11 at 07:18 PM Reply With Quote
i've had 3 previous girlfriends who've been "Gingas" and the one thing i did
notice is they all had, erm.... erm..... they all had 'large' lady lips.





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Hammy360

posted on 17/2/11 at 07:33 PM Reply With Quote
Btw mine is hot and has a great SOH and was sat next to me when we hatched this thread! We've both been in hysterics over this (except for u shaft u wrong un lol)
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hillbillyracer

posted on 17/2/11 at 07:34 PM Reply With Quote
Brunettes are fine & blondes are fun, but when it comes to getting a dirty job done it takes a red headed woman!


I've no personal experience of one but I've no prejudice, single again so mabye I should see if I've been missing out?!

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mads

posted on 17/2/11 at 07:46 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by shaft
i've had 3 previous girlfriends who've been "Gingas" and the one thing i did
notice is they all had, erm.... erm..... they all had 'large' lady lips.


I concur with that comment! but I also find red-heads to be pretty dirty too!

[Edited on 17/2/11 by mads]





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posted on 17/2/11 at 07:51 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mads
quote:
Originally posted by shaft
i've had 3 previous girlfriends who've been "Gingas" and the one thing i did
notice is they all had, erm.... erm..... they all had 'large' lady lips.


I concur with that comment! but I also find red-heads to be pretty dirty too!

[Edited on 17/2/11 by mads]



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StevieB

posted on 17/2/11 at 08:16 PM Reply With Quote
I noticed in the forces that every section has at least 1 ginger (often 2 in the infantry).

This is because they have an acute sense of hearing and can see better in the dark. They also act as a good diversion for blame when things go wrong (including the weather) by willingly admiting to all fault without thinking (this takes a bit of training, but Royal Marines Commando Gingers are some of the most elite gings in the worlds).

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Hammy360

posted on 17/2/11 at 10:28 PM Reply With Quote
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we had them when i was in the army too, we called them schermullys! or thunderflashes!
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ashg

posted on 17/2/11 at 11:11 PM Reply With Quote
there is a black chap from Mauritius that i work with. lovely bloke but unfortunately he has a thing for ginger's. once when he pulled a ginger bird in a night club we were trying to work out what the kids would look like. we come to the conclusion that they would be half cast with freckles and ginger afro's. brings a whole new level to diversity doesn't it

my dad was ginger when he was young but as he aged it went brown. luckily im not ginger but my other half and i have decided to not bother with kids as it seems to skip a generation in my family. also with her being blond and fair skinned the risk is just too great. donations on a postcard please as we are truly doing society a service not having ginger kids



p.s i love gingers really (just in case anyone feels offended)

EDIT:
if nobody is offended then DEATH TO ALL GINGERS

[Edited on 17/2/2011 by ashg]





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lotusmadandy

posted on 18/2/11 at 03:56 PM Reply With Quote
Death to all gingers

Though my Ginge is extremely high maintenance,
Hate cars,beer,f1 and most of all She aint fond of doing
the WILD THING,i dont want her to die

Oh and the lady lips thing is true

Andy

Btw.....i'm not offended,the ging thing isn't to everyones taste.


Edit;
I have 2 kids and neither are ginge.

[Edited on 18/2/11 by lotusmadandy]






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