DarrenW
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| posted on 28/1/05 at 11:24 AM |
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Who wants to be a millionaire??
He's got £500,000. Chris asks him the big question for 1 million.
PADDY, FOR £1MILLION, WHO WAS THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBER"?
WAS IT, A, RONNIE BARKER...B, RONNIE O'SULLIVAN...C, RONNIE CORBETT...OR...WAS IT D, RONNIE BIGGS"???
Paddy say's..."I'LL TAKE THE MONEY"
Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left.
Paddy again say's.."I'LL TAKE THE MONEY"
YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL A FREIND" say's Chris.
NO I'LL TAKE THE MONEY"
GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, PADDY GOES AWAY WITH £500,000." say's Chris.
BEFORE YOU GO, YOU'LL OBVIOUSLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE ANSWER
WAS"
Paddy said "NO, I KNOW IT ANYWAY"
ARE YOU MAD" asks Chris, "ARE YOU MENTAL"?
Paddy says, "I MIGHT BE MENTAL....BUT I'M NOT A GRASS".
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carcentric
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| posted on 28/1/05 at 09:23 PM |
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Okay . . . for the furriners (such as I) among us, what's a "grass?"
M D "Doc" Nugent
http://www.carcentric.com
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Peteff
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| posted on 28/1/05 at 09:37 PM |
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A snitch...
Someone who gives up secrets.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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marcyboy
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| posted on 28/1/05 at 09:38 PM |
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a snout, snitch, squealer, an informant,
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 28/1/05 at 09:38 PM |
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Stool pigeon
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DorsetStrider
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| posted on 28/1/05 at 09:48 PM |
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My next door neighbour
Who the f**K tightened this up!
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Hellfire
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| posted on 28/1/05 at 10:07 PM |
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Got something you'd like to tell us Mr Strider
PS. We already know your neighbours a grass
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