Wedding Joke
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The
pastor told them,
“We have special requirements for new parishioners.
You must abstain from sex for one whole month."
The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks
Returned to the Church.
When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the
wife is crying and the husband obviously very depressed.
“You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the
pastor inquired.
“We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not
manage to abstain from sex for the required month...." the young man
replied sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened.
“Well, the first week was difficult.... However, we
managed to abstain through sheer will power. The second week was
terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the
third week was unbearable.
We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the
Bible.... anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts."
“Then one afternoon, my wife reached for a can of
paint and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome
with lust and had my wicked way with her right then and there." admitted
the man, shamefacedly.
You understand this means you will not be welcome
in our church,” stated the pastor.
We know." said the young man, hanging his head...
"We're not welcome at Homebase either."
When you're up to your ass in alligators you tend to forget the initial objective was to drain the swamp !.
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posted on 9/2/05 at 01:14 PM
